Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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