It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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