what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Randomize
