Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
You know, be my cock's hype man.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
