I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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