i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
You're a waste of cheezeits
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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