that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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