It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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