um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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