Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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