I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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