I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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