youre lurking in front of me
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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