...so i touched it.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Reggie can tackle my bush.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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