I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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