I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize