i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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