Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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