i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Are we still banned from the library?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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