The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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