Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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