you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Randomize
