Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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