An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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