I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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