we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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