im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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