Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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