Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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