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he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
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