i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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