...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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