your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
she woke up with a sticky ear
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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