Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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