she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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