do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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