idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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