so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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