you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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