somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I pour the whiskey from now on
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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