On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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