I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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