another moral hangover. fuck.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
