It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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