i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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