i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
where does the pee come out of this thing
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
