all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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