Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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