Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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