he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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