There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
farters have to be the big spoon...
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
bring money and cleavage
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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