i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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